It was just gas, no solids!

 Soooo here’s a story!

I drive a lil ways home daily so me and Cee’s (my long suffering daughter) are used to stopping at a rest area at some point; well ME cuz I haveta PEEEE!! 

So anyway, we stop and I rush into the place to use the bathroom. The bathrooms are upstairs and I been having to go so naturally some gas has built up. Now I fart in public all day cuz I’m an azzz and I like to blame it on others or just looked shocked like everyone else. So I’m rushing to the restroom and I let out 2 or 3 nice loud ones, checking behind me to be sure no one is close. There’s no comedic value to it since I’m alone and I just want to NOT haveta let loose these bad boys in the crowded bathroom. They come out in unison and all I hear after each is Oh!, Oh!, Ohhhhh! and then I feel a hand on my back. I look, turn and reach to grab the hand and it’s an older white lady with one of those canes with the 4 sided lil legs and she’s like splaying her legs out, trying to reshape her stance behind me, and touching me to keep from falling. As soon as she sees my face turned she says ‘Oh my! I thought you were shitting!’ I said ‘oh no, sorry I scared you!’ and help her steady herself. We are both cracking up and red faced. My question is, do white people shit as they walk? Like just let it loose as they walking in their pants and shizzzz?? 

Lmaooo NEVER MIND THAT OBVIOUSLY THIS BLACK PERSON LETS LOOSE THE GAS. 

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